SmarterChild

A stupid IM robot who doesn't let you use words that you want to when playing it's stupid version of madlibs.

Joe and his dog were masturbating to school when a red penis suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The green creature poked its head out and looked around surprisingly. The cunts sucked at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a vagina trying to click in someone's pocket before.
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I told you. It would have been a lot better if it weren't for stupid SmarterChild.

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sow

1. A female pig
2. A bitchy skank-ass who everyone hates
3. A disgusting person

The Sow: *belch*
The Other Person: Sow.

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Ani DiFranco

The best thing in the world. Fuck sliced bread.

Her music is great, she's hot, and I don't know anyone who knows about her doesn't like her.

Ani DiFranco sings my lullabies.

I LOVE YOU ANI!

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walmart

Walmart is the evil empire.

Walmart is corrupting your children.

Cheers.

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shitalope

Like an antelope, with shit.

The shitalope is a majestic creature. With a long curving neck, all covered with shit.

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your mom

My answer to everything.

Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?

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fugly

Fucking ugly
Ugly with an f
F with an ugly

"Your ugly, bitch."
"Well you're a fugly sow-ass."

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