Sandy

A horrid bitch of a weather pattern created in the Caribbean, but that likes to fuck shit up for miles. Attacks Snookis and bitties on the Jersey Shore. Can lead to power outages, drunken escapades, and challenges ability to answer booty calls.
Some say this weather pattern is the angels tears, weeping over all the gay sex on cruises in the Caribbean. It could also be an attack on Mitt Romney's "Binders full of women" in DC. Origins are unknown.

"Shut up, Sandy, you windy whore."

"This is your official Sandy booty call."

"I can't go online, I got Sandied"

53👍 82👎