pocket

1. female version of a douchebag
2. vajayjay
3. a signal to a friend that her legs are open
4. an insult that's actually a term of endearment if you say it lovingly to a REALLY good friend (kinda like when you call her a bitch)

1. they deserve each other; he's a douche and she's a pocket.
2. he's so cute, i could just pick him up and put him in my pocket.
3. if i forget that i'm wearing a skirt, just elbow me and say "pocket."
4. friend #1: i don't want to carry a purse, but i can't fit all my stuff in my pocket.

friend #2: you ARE a pocket.

friend #1: actually, yes, and so are you.

friend #2. aw, thanks. love you, too.

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ici

the truer alternative to "lol," meaning "i'm chuckling inside"

you're not really laughing out loud, you liar ici.

LeBronomy

Cleveland's economy to the extent that it depends on the Cavs' success and, largely, LeBron James

i'm watching the game not just for fun, but also so i can keep up with the state of the LeBronomy

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