Wifey Pussy

The kind of pussy your wouldn’t mind for the rest of your life! It may not be the tightest ,but it’s great, it’s wet and fits you perfectly and always gives what it’s supposed to give.

Aww man,I met this girl,she had some Wifey Pussy,I can wife it fasho!

Scratchateflonitis

When a Teflon derived cook object of flat cooking surface has been scratched up to the point of no return. A non ending cycle of Teflon peeling with every use.

Damn girl,you cook with those pans ,they have scratchateflonitis ,let’s get you some new ones because those are burnt out!