Squirrelly Saunter

The way you walk after someone pushes your testicles into your rectum during sexual intercourse, so named for the squirrel, who hides its nuts.

"That guy is walking slyly, yet demurely."

"Yes, he's doing the squirrelly saunter."

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"That sex was hot last night, but today I had to squirrelly saunter into work."

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"That guy dances like his balls are up his ass. He's doing the Squirrelly Saunter."