aisle jumper

Someone who jumps around erratically in stores, going aisle to aisle with no particular pattern or order.

My friend is such an aisle jumper. I have to search the entire store to find them, just after they were right next to me.

Job card

A discussion that one brings up when hitting a dead end in a conversation about illegal immigration, claiming they are stealing work from americans.

Those mexicans are stealing jobs from americans.

No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.