McFluffy

A type of item with an overwhelming amount of negative effects towards one help, which outweigh the, although miniscule, existing positives the, although miniscule, existing positives., when misnaming a McFlurry.

Jason: You wanna smoke?
Jackson: That cigar is just a nothing burger and McFluffy!
Jason: Come on, it’s a cigarette! It’s relaxing, help you rest!
Jackson: Rest in peace maybe.

Wobblegated

Intensely off-balance or uneven. Coined by the mother of famous Shortstuber, Dannodraws, when she forgot the word off-balance.

Riggy: So, how does your new house look?
Danno: ARE YOU KIDDING? EVERY FLOOR OF THE HOUSE IS COMPLETELY WOBBLEGATED. DID YOU GET YOUR CONSTRUCTORS LISCENCE FROM A CRACKERJACK BOX?
Riggy: Actually it was an old box of Lucky Charms.
Danno: Makes sense.