Holly

Has very long hair, will strangle a bitch with it. Talks in her sleep, makes Olivia weep. Eats anyone's food but her own. Will not eat vegetables - they're definitely conspiring against us. Has weird ideas about smoothies - who the fuck puts ice cream in a smoothie?? Wife stealer. Lives off apple tango, and does the fandango. Will be on the floor after two ciders.

Holly eat ya damn veggies
Hey Holly, that sifaka is about to pee on you
Olivia: I got peed on. By Holly.

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Vishek

When Vishek runs into your life he gives guys boners and girls orgasms everywhere. He sure does love almonds and belvita, and boy do they love him back. He eats pussy like he eats belvitas - to every last 'crumb'. Has two emotions; listening to Nick Cave and shiting blood (but he likes it) - sometimes these emotions happen concurrently.

He's a thicc boi - he puts the ass in Assam
He is still searching for fucks to give.

Emma: Who's that that ran past?
Graham: well, I have a boner so it must be Vishek

Heather: For £3 a month you can sponsor a big beautiful boy, Vishek

Olivia: how do you know Vishek?
Jam: we go way back, and I still have a boner

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