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A Kevin who likes to act like he has a lot of swag but really he is just a giant tool. He puts too much gel in his hair and probably has a tattoo that might as well say "douche canoe" instead of whatever it actually is.
Person 1: Check out Swaggy Kevin!
Person 2: I know. I bet he has 'douche' tattooed on his penis.
Person 1: Yeah, too bad he is too fat to see it!
To lick a butthole.
Person1: You want to lip smack a chocolate starfish?
Person2: Fuck no.
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The steps of the Brain are simple:
Step 1 - Put your hands palms facing each other and completely flat
Step 2 - Stick them inside another person's anus
Step 3 - With your hand in the same position form them both into fists
Step 4 - Ram your "brain" back and forth inside of the person for optimal pleasure
Guy: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Girl: Hell yeah.
Guy: I'm going to brain you so hard.
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A strong, smart, sensual woman.
Tina from Bob's Burgers had a crap attack once.
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Hold my beer. Usually said before doing something stupid.
HMB while I put this crayon in my butt.
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Dumb fat girl who will often poop her pants in public and to hide what she has done will "faint" so no one notices the brown streaks down her butt.
Person: Did you see Erin pass out?
Person2: I heard it was the squirts this time.
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