Coch tease

Someone who changes the song just when it gets to the good part.

Jason, stop messing with Spotify and leave it on one song, you’re being such a coch tease.

stopportunity

A word designed to prevent having to explain that you are waiting for a good opportunity to stop/pause a movie, video game or other activity.

"Are you going to come eat dinner?" "Yes I'm just waiting for a stopportunity."

This would replace "Yes, I'm just waiting for a chance to pause the movie." Or "Yes, I'm just waiting for a slow down in the action so I can pause."

This is nearly as short and easy as "Yes, I'm coming in a minute!" but conveys more specific information and is a more polite response.

Rumpleclump

A way of describing an attempt to bring order to a disordered cloth item that is impossible to easily fold in a traditional fashion. This would usually be used when talking about putting away fitted sheets or hoodies, in particular.

"Hey, how the hell am I supposed to fold this fitted sheet?" "Don't sweat it man, just rumpleclump that shit."