Hitlering

The act of picking one's own ass and smearing the poop on another's upper lip, giving them the appearance of a Hitler mustache

Jim: You'll never guess what I did last night!

Bob: What?

Jim: You know Bill? When he was sleeping last night, I hitlered him!

Bob: What's hitlering?

(enter Bill)

Bill: What are you guys talking about? And why does the room smell like ass?

Jim:*chuckles*

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