DiCaprioed

The action of being sexually assaulted by a wild animal. This is in reference to the event that took place between Leonardo DiCaprio and a bear on the film set of 'The Revenant'

1. John's been in the hospital for the last few weeks because he got DiCaprioed by a wild animal when he was out in the woods.

2. I knew I had to call animal control when I walked in on a bear DiCaproing some poor innocent victim.

3. You need to stop mean mugging that Tiger, He might just hop out of the cage and DiCaprio you in front of the whole entire zoo.

The Dirty Waffle

The dirty waffle is a sex act in which the male ejaculates into one of his hands and then spreads it into both hands (This is known as preparing the batter) and then proceeds to slap the female partner on both ears with both hands simultaneously launching the male partners batter into the woman's ear drums.

Her ear drums were filled and her mood was soured after he gave her the dirty waffle.

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Bluetooth Hobo

A homeless person that walks down the street talking to themselves and having very animated conversations with no identifiable person, much like somebody talking while in public on a Bluetooth headset.

Man, don't go down into the Southside, there's A LOT of Bluetooth Hobos in that area.

Hyaenaing

The act of a man or a woman posing as a "friend" of an already taken woman or man waiting for the first opportunity for that womans or mans significant other to make a mistake and turn it into an opportunity to get with the target.

1. - You should do something about that Marco guy, he's straight up hyaenaing your girlfriend.

2. - He isn't your friend. He's waiting for your boyfriend to irritate you so he can say "Ya know I wouldn't treat you like that. You deserve better." He's a hyaena.

3. - Jennifer's my new girl cause I straight up hyaenaed Dave.

Vagina Mouth

A person who has had all of the teeth extracted from their skull and may or may not wear dentures. The term comes from the resemblance of a toothless mouth to the human vagina.

After years of neglect and drug use he finally had to become a vagina mouth.

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Weinsteined

To have ejaculated onto a marijuana plant.

1. - Dude... This weed tastes weird. It's like somebody weinsteined it or something.

2. - I came home to find some creepy burglar weinsteinging my pot plant

3. - If I hear you say another negative word about my mother I'm going to make a trip over to your house and Weinstein your crop

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Get out the bowl

1. A phrase used to tell someone to evacuate a place or an opinion.

2. A phrase used to express surprise or astonishment.

1. A: I told you once don't make me tell you twice, get out the bowl!

1. B: man, I don't agree with that opinion whatsoever, get out the bowl..

2. She's been with that many dudes?? Get out the bowl.

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