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A male who engages in idle romantic indulgences with a female for the purpose of financial gain, in kind or otherwise.
A man dat only hangs out wit, dates or sleeps wit a female for money.
That Billy turned up with no cash, so of course I had to pay the bill - he's right cashanova.
Sandra is totally oblivious to the fact that her man's a cashanova - she thinks he actually loves her but he's only after her cash because he's a sad-ass loser who couldn't get his shit together to earn minimum wage even
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Formerly known as a single mother, the double mother does the job of two parents simultaneously : childcare, housework, cooking, working to earn enough to support the family, help with homework and teaching how to climb trees & build campfires.
A double mother is a strong and fabulous person.
She does a sterling job on her own, that dear double mother of little Harry.
Thomas' double mother has worked so hard to get on in her career - she really deserved that promotion!
Double-motherhood is exhausting my neighbour, so I'm babysitting her kids tonight because she really needs a good night out.
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a sperm donor.
i'm sorry son but your father thinks it's funny to pay £1 a month in child maintenance and not see you or help me in any way. I have to face the facts my sweet - despite the guise of a long term live-in relationship which culminated in a unplanned pregnancy, he was just a sperm donor. ok let's go to the park and have some fun instead of thinking about that 50% of you honeypie
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a fuck up, a goddamn almighty spanner in the works, a mess - total mess, when something happens that prevents the natural conclusion of things
christ, I made a real abortion of that math(s) paper
The bastards stole my passport - what a fucking abortion! - I had to cancel my fucking holiday
Jeze, my life is such a fucking abortion
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A mythological payment which is supposed to be paid to single mothers (now known as double mothers ) to alleviate the full financial burden of raising kids as well as looking after them. The UK's child support agency has spent billions of pounds of tax payers' money trying to prove the existance of this elusive payment, by asking the absent parent to supply it. However hardly any payments have been located by this multi-million pound organisation. This evidence suggests that child support is a mythological beast, concocted by a bored civil servant on a grey rainly English afternoon to tempt women into reckless procreation so that the media could have a bit of a laugh at their expense by painting them as morally inferior when they ended up poor and overworked.
single parent: Where the bee-jesus is my child support?
child support agency: cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo
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an organisation set up in britain to collect child support payments. despite having billions of pounds spent on it, it has failed miserably in its attempts to get money from absent parents to pay for the upkeep of their children. So odd given that the Tax Office never never never fails to take tax out of people's salaries.
the Child Support Agency has been one of the Tories' most succesful projects in that it has pumped billions of pounds of taxpayers' money into the hands of a private company and simultaneous left single mothers worse off and therefore we , New Labour, have a moral duty to force them into low-paid McJobs
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