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The tiny balls of crusty shit on the tip of your ass hair.
Garry: A word of advice - never go to sleep with an itchy ass.
Julie: Why?
Garry: Because you'll wake up with ass raisins stuck under your nails.
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Latin phrase which means "Why do you cry, witness?" but also means "Come in penis, testicle" when transliterated to Bulgarian.
Latin Teacher: Cur fles Testis??
Bulgarian student: But we barely know each other ma'am!
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The state of a penis right after intercourse with a vagina in her period.
I didn't notice she was in her period so I went ahead and banged her without a condom, she gave me the worst case of blood sausage ever!
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Originaly a very cheap brand of clothes, imitation of Adidas(even using the same logo and similar name) that has become a synonym for all kinds of cheap, vietnamese, turkish and chinese clothing imitations.
Girl#1: Look at Jerry, wearing that piece of shit Dolce & Gabbana imitation!
Girl#2: I know it's totaly Odibos!
Guy#1: Hey, Jerry, is that a real D&G shirt or is it just Odibos?
Jerry: It's the real deal!
Guy#1: Yeaaah right! I saw you buying it from that gypsy at the 1$ shop!
Jerry: OK, you got me! I also bought these snickers from the same vendor, they are supposed to be the Mercedes of imitations.
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