Fryer classic

where you take a FAT LUMPY shit on the bathroom tiles, then poke your finger into the human feces and lick it off like a lollipop, then leave it there for the fermented aroma to lurk around the house

mum -"whats that filthy stench coming from the bog room?"
son -"sorry bout that, did a fryer classic earlier on for the boys on discord, tasted scrumptious though..."