dirty viz

When a chap goes to university, gets a job, marries and has 3 lovely children and they all live happily ever after.

It was clear to all that Torris Demmock wouldn’t succeed in performing a dirty viz.

Barlous click

That face you make when you clench your teeth and spread your mouth widely to the side and slightly downwards, so that the tendons in the side of your neck stand out, as you widen your eyes, furrow your brows, and give a little shrug.

Torris Demmock turned round to the expectant audience and gave a linguering Barlous click.

Donkey’s Nostril

A euphamism for a front or back bottom that is adorned with hairs that grow not only around the entrance but also inside the orifice itself.

Phillip was intrigued by the Donkey’s Nostril that had presented itself to him, and immediately undertook a thorough inspection using part of his body.

Barlous whoostle

The action of silently vibrating your right shoulder back and forth (not up and down) to signify a fit of laughter or disapproval.

Fearful of disclosing his location, Torris Demmock performed a barlous whoostle at the sight of the comedian being unneccesarily hurt.