If a hetero man doesn't know what fanny better is he's still a virgin
Woke up this morning there was so much Fanny Batter on my dick ,it looked like a sausage from the chippy
A cherry that's been inserted in a highly demanding, impatient, Gay Man's butt.
Trevor's boyfriend. "Hey Trevor! Is there anything you'd like to eat? "
Trevor. "Nothing. Butt Cherry!!"
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When you do a right skitter of a shit pebble dashing the toilet and when you flush it there's a tiny floater left
"Who left the bean?" ... "Sorry mate my guts are rumbling!"
Scottish word for dilapidated
"Look at that gadgey over there. Whit a state tae let yersel' get intae ? "
"Aye , Ah Ken. He's pure dilepit."
To be stabbed . Pierced by something sharp
My wee brother went out on Saturday night and hot into a fight. Some wee Nutter only went and Kebabed him..
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.