Serb-o-file

When someone is obsessed with, Serbia, Serbians, and everything Serbia, from their forests, to their metal music.

Sashquita : "Oh Danni I'm in love with Serbians, they are such awesome people, I spend 6 hours a day on my laptop, talking to Serbians, listening to Serbian metal and watching documentaries about their history"

*Sashquita then spams Danni's facebook wall with Serbian hunks*

Danni: "Sashi you are a Serb-o-file, you are obsessed"

4👍 4👎

Stratch

When you wake up, to stretch and scratch at once.

When Craigy woke up he stratched, and asked for a sammich.

7👍 8👎