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Fear of wearing clothing in which the colors and/or patterns match too closely. This phobia is typically rooted in a traumatic childhood experience while wearing Sears and Roebuck Garanimals clothing.
She finally stopped crying when I put on my "birthday present", but later, at the club, my Garanimalaphobia was so bad, I spent the whole night in a bathroom stall.
That stage of getting in shape where you can see 4 of your abs, but not 6, so no six-pack. Redbull comes in a four-pack; hence, four abs is a Redbull.
Jane: Dick, have you been working out? I think I can see four of your abs!
Dick: Yep, got me a Redbull!
Jane: But no six-pack...