john fisher

a school full of battymen who think they are the shit when really they enjoy being unregistered sex offenders who try to fuck anything within a 5 metre radius. they all smell of their friends batty creases because they do each other at lunch in the stinkiest toilets. the school is run by a cult of bald white men who all do or look like they do either cigarettes or the kids in their classes. half of them are trying to raise finance for the school by becoming a mid soundcloud rapper who is failing foundation maths.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the guy nonced a 10 year old?"

Person 2: "He went to john fisher so not really surprised."