Mega Man 9

The new installation of the classic Mega Man franchise, and the first one to ever feature a female Robot Master, Splash Woman. Even though Dr. Wily is entirely unfazed by a killer death robot who has already anally violated him eight times with plasma weapons of mass destruction (something Collin prays for every day), he is apparently scared shitless by feminists.

d00d, Mega Man 9 is coming out! Woot!!!

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Jigsaw

Mastermind villain of the Saw movie franchise. Also, Dick Cheney's role model.

I want to play a little game... - Jigsaw

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Damaged

2008 single by the girl group Danity Kane.

While this song, unaltered, is arguably the most painfully and addictively horrible song ever released to radio, it can be made infinitely better by substituting "heart" out for "brain".

"My brain is damaged...damaged...damaged..."

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Jason Mraz

Pre-2008, singer/songwriter one-hit wonder known for his 2003 single "The Remedy".

Post-2008, singer/songwriter one-hit wonder known for his 2008 single "I'm Yours".

Check out the next huge Jason Mraz hit, due out to radio summer 2013!!!

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The Dark Knight

A movie that proves that when a production staff actually works to make a sincerely great movie, it will, in the end, pay off infinitely better than the endless flood of quickie cash-ins that comprise 90% of Hollywood's output these days.

The Dark Knight is one of the best movies of the past several years, and excels in every way it aims to.

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fresh prince of bel air

A story all about how Will Smith's life got flipped, turned upside-down. For 10 seasons you could sit right there, he'd tell you how he became prince of a town called Bel Air.

Fresh Prince of Bel Air is the greatest show EVER.

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Weapons of mass destruction

A grave and imminent threat to the security of our nation. And we thought the vampire unicorns were bad...

This example includes the words "weapons of mass destruction".

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