James

A completely normal name that is for some reason the most hated fucking name on urban dictionary.

Hi, my name is James.

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your family tree LGBT

Quite possibly the most effective roast there is... Probably even bigger than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, or your grandpap a trap

Me: ur mom gay
Friend: no u
Me: your family tree LGBT
Friend: *fucking dies*

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Alastair Aiken

He plays fortnite and makes clickbait.

WHATS UP GUYS! ALI-A HERE! AND YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND IN FORTNITE: BATTLE ROYALE!!!!!!!

Alastair Aiken

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yesn't

The true way to say "no".

Friend: Yo, you wanna hang out?

Me: yesn't

Friend: well fuck you then.