colloquial position

(n) The Colloquial position is when a woman's lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice, and then turn the fan on high.

"Last night had sex in the colloquial position until I passed out still hanging from the fan."

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fuxxored

fucked. simply said. it means fucked

HAHAHA you're totally fuxxored

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AMS

acronym for Allocated Mating Source

many people wish Carmen Electra was their AMS

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dunderfuck

a royal fuck-up. one whom could not possibly fuck up a situation any more.

George W. Bush is one of the biggest dunderfucks to end up running a country.

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