Cat

A bonus difficulty unlocked in the best selling game, reffered to as" "Life"

To unlock this difficulty level, simply, purchase a cat.

Cat difficulty doesn't seem too hard, but it's an addition to existing difficulties in videogames.

Examples include games like Guitar Hero. Cat difficulty is applied randomly, using Guitar Hero as an example, you'll be playing a song, and the cat will come over to you, headbutt you in the face, and try to sleep on your guitar.

Similar effects can be felt playing Halo 3.

God damn I Wish there was a way to turn Cat difficulty off!

I only won because he was busy playing in Cat.

Easy, Medium, Hard, Expert, Cat.

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Powerthirst

It's the energy drink for men.

MENERGY

Drink powerthirst and you'll win at everything forever.

You'll win at:
Running
Football
Arsen
Weddings
and
Art

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hamish

1) Someone with an incredibly large passion for gamins, similar to "Ethan" from cad-comics

2) A potential psychopath whom would kill without emotion

3) A synonym for God

4) An outright asshole

Hamish: I can't fucking wait for Fable 2 to come out! ...And The Outsider..And Halo Wars... And Guild Wars 2... And the New Halo 3 maps... etc.

Hamish: I can take the life of a fly, what's the difference between you and a fly? Die now!

*during Halo* Oh man! How'd you kill me?
Hamish: I'm God

Can you turn your music down?
Hamish: Can you get fucked?

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