The skits

The skits refers to the moment when you are suffering from explosive diarrhoea.

Feck man! I can't make it to the Cold play gig tonight....I have the skits. Please tell Chris Martin he sees into my soul with his random word generator songs.

slabour

The process of shitbirth from the start of anal contractions to delivery.

John: 'My slabour lasted 20 minutes!'
Jeff: 'My God, what a trooper"