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A Tyrannosaurus Twat, is someone who is most definitely at the top of the prick pyramid, when it comes for general shithousing without intent. The Tyrannosaurus Twat is someone we all know, and can only be reserved for one individual we know, and maybe (at a push) their spouse/partner.
My boss just asked me to complete a task that I had already done two weeks ago, and he hadnât bothered to read his emails, and made me look like Iâm incompetent. What a Tyrannosaurus Twat!
A velociwanker is a term specially reserved for those pricks who achieve full wanker status, with all the ferocity and speed of a velociraptor. 3 or more velociwankers (plural) can give a Tyrannosaurus Twat a good run for their money, in terms of being an all-round prick.
People who live solely to write negative comments on posts, with no purpose other than to be a prick, are massive velociwankers.
When you get pegged by 2 girls at the same time
(Opposite to getting spitroasted)
Had a threesome last night, got fully pegroasted
When someone shares a photo, but hasnât realised theyâve caught their toes in the shot!
Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!
Didnât see that! Iâve been Toe-Toe bombed!
Someone who only buys 1 raffle ticket for a prize draw, when everyone else buys loads, and then wins the effing prize anyway.
Canât believe John Paul Rose won that frag with one ticket!!! Absolute wankpasty
A unique person who is delightfully funny, entertaining and loves to do things their own way, even when those things may seem the wrong way to others!
Why did you eat raw hotdogs straight from the jar? That was such a Peekol thing to do!
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