containment

A naturally well packed vulva, whereupon no part of the labia (majora or minora), clitoris, or vestibule of the vagina can be seen.

Guy #1 at strip club: "Dude! Check out that hot single mom working the brass pole! She is so hot and what spectacular containment!"
Guy #2 at strip club (me): "Yeah, she is hot, but I prefer a nice set of ham or roast beef meat curtains."

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dafthead

Anyone called Dave or David who also happens to be lacking in common sense.

'Dafthead I don't think riding your bike blindfolded down that cliff with a firework in a glass bottle taped to your head is such a great idea'

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egotist

See Vore.

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boogle

A large comforting virtual hug..possibly with some subtle fondling involved. Used in chatrooms to show affection.
(Affection: see horney)

'aww i love you *boogles*'

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stodge

Stoned beyond the point of return.

'Hey slow down beatch, you toke any more you gonna get stodgified'

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