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Nabadigious

Endemic to a particular relgion or area. Specialization of a species or genus so that it can only be found in a specific area.

I heard it was nabadigious people's day on the same day as Thanksgiving.

by Vorlon007 December 19, 2012

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Clitorecti

The highly stimulated clitoris - the man in the boat (when he is standing up and at attention. The female equivalent of the male penile erection.

The woman was so turned on her clitorecti was blatantly obvious through the tight bikini she was wearing. All she need do was gyrate slightly and it would cause her to undergo intense orgasms.

by Vorlon007 December 2, 2012

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impressionate

leaving an imprint on the fabric of reality. It's like what ghosts do.

Their love was so strong it will impressionate throughout time.

by Vorlon007 June 11, 2015

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coniptionista

A person who is prone to outbursts of an excessive nature, usually over petty subject matter.

That fat lady (over there) is a coniptionista. All it takes is the slightest reference to something being overweight and she blows up. Often she gets outraged because people move out of the way as she lumbers down the street and moves into full coniptionista mode by launching into a tirade about prejudices inflicted on fat people, how requiring a fat person to purchase two seats on an airplane was unfair just because they are over 500 pounds, that there is a conspiracy by ruthless corporations to hypnotize people to overeat, how fit people are really fat people with low self-esteem, and so on. A coniptionista is very easily inflamed and readily seeks obscure reasons to explode and cause tension. Full coniptionista mode is achieved by foregoing all formalities and swearing in a manner that would embarrass sailors.

by Vorlon007 December 2, 2012


integrous

integrous - having integrity. Possessing characteristics of honor, valor, loyalty, dedication, and respect.

"She ain't no integrous bitch. I done seen her flapping her jacks and poot-nanny at them men from the chamber pot depot. An I heard she married that dumb boy who ain't done no good for no one ever. She just use him as a pole to jig jig on when she be itchy.

by Vorlon007 August 21, 2016

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Jelly legs

A condition brought about by too much activity in the vagina or ass, rendering the recipient of said activity unable to walk.

My man rocked the man in the boat so hard last night I got jelly legs. I'm still having trouble walking. I hope to god he comes around again tonight!

by Vorlon007 August 23, 2017

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Puta Maldita

Puta Maldita: a naughty girl. A girl who exhibits poor moral fiber and rejects ideas of restraint when it comes to anonymous sex and acting responsible. Alternatively, a Puta Maldita is a girl who can do what needs to be done when sexual energy can no longer be contained. Puta Malditas are also rumored to have fanged vaginas that can give painful circumcisions to unwary males.

Inez is a puta maldita. She went through every man at the gathering last night, paying no attention to blatant pornographic views provided by her activities being conducted on top of a glass ceiling. However, there was a subtle note of approval from the conservative Jewish faction known to support fringe anarchist artists.

by Vorlon007 October 30, 2016

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