kenitalia

The absence of genitals, replaced instead by a soft skin coloured mound, much like a "Ken doll" has hidden under their trousers.

The angel in the movie Dogma has kenitalia.

bathroomed

The act of telling a man or woman that you need to go to the bathroom, even if you don't, in an attempt to get away from them, ideally for the rest of the evening.

I thought I'd be going home with the chick I met at the club, but I never saw her again after she bathroomed me.

Evacuphoria

That blissful feeling you get after having taken a dump. It can sometimes last for hours. It also can happen after peeing or cuming.

I left the bathroom with a feeling of evacuphoria.