Lopnant

When a female falls asleep while your clapping her cheeks

Person#1: Yo, I was clapping yo moms cheeks and she fell lopnant.
Person#2: How dare she!?!

relentless eater

A badge used only by 99 overalls to allow them to eat food with insane speed.

My son, the relentless eater finished his 4 for 4 meal in 1.2 seconds.