transfollic

Someone often bald who identifies as someone with a full head of hair.

"A lot of people refer to him as bald, but we really shouldn't as he is transfollic, so we should instead compliment him on his nice long blond hair"

transvertical

Someone (often short or vertically challenged) who identifies as a tall person.

She was much lower than the door opening, but she still bowed her head, as she is transvertical and believes that she will bump her head on stuff unless she bows her head