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A police officer caught eating bacon at the local diner before his shift.
Is that pig eating another pig? What a fucking canniboliceman.
A victorious excretion of diarrhea, usually resulting in extreme relief and comfort.
6π 41π
Someone who steals everyone's sadness and then buries it in their grandmother's grave.
It was a grave situation, so I grave robbed everyone's sadness and buried it in my grandmother's coffin. That rotting wench can deal with it now.
Grave robber.
4π 7π
A royal crown made of dried up human feces.
Are you going to don your browncrown for the royal ball this evening your majesty?
The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.
I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.
The act of assfucking a dingleberry infested Bengal Tiger in a cornfield after it eats a family of Indian farmers.
The Indian family probably deserved it, but that tiger needed a good bengaling.
4π 2π
When you walk across the street, kidnap your neighbor's yapping dog, carry it to the third floor of your apartment, and viciously punt it off the balcony.
Yeah, call me a poochpunter. But fuck you and your asshole dog.