Christina

Have you ever had that moment where a girl just walks into your life and turns it upside down? If so, that girl was probably a Christina.

You probably know this girl. 5'-2", petite, ass to next Wednesday, and enormous brown eyes that trap you on first contact. Ouch! Please please sleep with me! I can't get you off my mind! Well keep dreaming, if this Christina is anything like mine, she's way too good for you...

A Christina is about 100lbs of tight, toned white sex meat. Did i mention chestnut hair? You're probably gonna want to come inside her as much as possible until she has at least three of you squealing offspring.

You won't get the chance, of course, cause coming inside Christina is my job. And you may not have noticed, but Christina's sporting a searing scorpion's tail above that heart-shaped behoowtay.

Beware! A Christina will devour her mate if he doesn't prove to be man enough. Better check your testosterone levels before you ask that Christina out on any movie date.

Ages gracefully if at all.

Knock you out at soft-n-ball.
Bestest body of them all.
And damn rite her milkshake is better than your's!

Shit dawg! I want's me summadat Christina real bad, but her man is way to scary!

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