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warez monkey

Someone who downloads pirated software, warez, in large quantities.

*downloads BitTorrent*
*pirates games*

by Vulture July 13, 2004

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tinsel minstrel

White person acting like a black person to try and be cool? See coonwalk.

That tinsel minstrel ain’t fooling anyone with his coonwalk.

by Vulture November 5, 2023


coproencephaly

Shit head or shit for brains.

“ Seriously? That's what you came up with‽ Well, I can see your coproencephaly has progressed for too much for you to hold rational conversation. May your suffering be brief.”

by Vulture December 14, 2022


coonwalk

White people acting like black people to try and be cool? Also Tinsel minstrel.

Lookit that eedjit doin’ a coonwalk- maybe he thinks chicks will open up to an ethnic opportunity if he walks the walk.

by Vulture November 5, 2023


pragmartist

A pragmartist is a rare breed of individual who lives at the intersection of practicality and artistry, much like a unicorn that knows how to do taxes. They are the kind of people who can somehow turn a chaotic, cluttered desk into a Pinterest-worthy workspace with nothing but a couple of binder clips and sheer willpower. Imagine someone who decides to color-code their entire life for efficiency but does so using only hand-mixed, artisanal watercolors.

For example, when faced with the mundane task of meal prep for the week, a pragmartist doesn't just chop vegetables and cook rice; they turn their refrigerator into a masterpiece of nutritional value and visual appeal, where every container is both a feast for the eyes and the body. It’s like if Bob Ross and Martha Stewart had a love child who was really into meal planning.

Or consider the act of gift wrapping. The pragmartist shuns store-bought paper in favor of creating their own out of recycled materials, each gift a work of art that screams, "I care about you and the planet, but also, I'm very good with a glue gun."

In essence, a pragmartist makes life a little more beautiful and a lot more functional, proving that yes, you can indeed have your cake, decorate it with exquisite, edible flowers, and eat it too, all while making sure it’s perfectly balanced for your macros.

Look at that bookshelf - both colour coded and organised by genre! Must be the work of a pragmartist.

by Vulture February 22, 2024


crooked K

KaZaA / Sharman networks. Basically because they allow users to break copyright laws, yet defend their own rights. And the KaZaA logo looks like a crooked K.
Or it can refer to the hidden malware featured in KaZaA: Altnet.

Shit. The crooked K got Klite removed from google.
Altnet? huh? So that's why my PC barely works anymore.

by Vulture July 29, 2004

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