Kermesha

The best black girl you will ever meet. Kermesha may seem shy at first and in important places like school or work, but when she's out of school she's the most fun-ass bitch that will never want to stop having fun! Kermesha is very friendly, nice and soft. Yet tough like a soldier. Anyone should be thankful to be livin' like Kermesha.

Person 1:Who's that chick over there?

Person 2: That cool looking one?
Person 1:Yeah, the bad-ass looking one
Person 2: Oh, that's Kermesha. I swear anyone who is friends with her has got one of the most slaying girls on the planet.

Bowel Performance

The moment in which you are in a very busy public washroom taking a massive dump, and all of the sudden you let out a graceful, juicy fart followed by a breath-taking plop of the log you could finally squeeze out. Impressing everyone with your success. But be warned, for a performance can turn out bad, for these performances can go two ways, you can either let out an amazing fart and an inspriring drop of your success, or a wimp fart and just a drip of a poop.

Dude, while I was in the washroom someone did a perfect bowel performance, I'd give it a 10/10.