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When the Chinese buffet gets so many Mexican patrons that they create cross culture dishes to cater to them.
You should try the jalapeño chicken on the buffet. Itâs really good, but I donât think itâs really Chinese.
Itâs Mexanese.
A very obscure motion picture reference. In the movie Scent of a Woman, Al Pacinoâs character Lt. Col. Frank Slade takes Charlie to the home of his brother W. R. Slade (played by Richard Venture) for a surprise visit on Thanksgiving.
W. R. Slade only appears in this one scene and is only called by name twice. First when Frank calls out for him after entering the house shouting âWillie! Oh Willie!â. Secondly when Frank introduces him to Charlie as âW. R. Slade, the original bulging briefcase manâ.
My username, W. R. Slade, is such an obscure movie reference that nobody gets it.
When you are completely over something and have no more fucks to give, and just say âfuck itâ
Ok, all but three presents under your Christmas tree look like a badger wrapped them.
Yah, after the third one I put on my fuck it hat.
The white, brown, or multi colored, hard shelled, oblong byproducts of female birds, primarily chickens. Commonly known as eggs north of the Mason/Dixon line.
Darrel had aigs and bacon for breakfast.
When engaging in vigorous intercourse and the manâs dick slips out of the womanâs pussy and slips down to her asshole, entering it on the next stroke.
What were guys doing last night? I heard your bed squeaking then heard Suzan squeal like a pig.
Accidental anal.
Two first cousins that date each other.
I saw Jenna and Sam making out in the park last night. I thought they were cousins.
Yup, Kentucky cousins.
Any hybrid car that is not manufactured by Toyota.
Jessie: I got a new car today.
Kate: What did you get?
Jessie: A Honda hybrid.
Kate: HEY EVERYBODY, JESSIE GOT AN OFF BRAND PRIUS!!!
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