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When you pull up to somebodyâs house and instead getting out of your car, going to their door, and ringing the bell, you just honk your horn.
I wish Jermaine would stop using the African American doorbell when he pics up Shaniqua, all that honking gives me a headache.
The sound guys make in their heads when they see bouncing boobs.
Hey Tim, how did you roped into painting the fence?
Carol asked me to while I was watching Jenny jump rope and all I heard in my head was âBoinga Boingaâ so I said âOKâ to get her to shut up.
When a geographical area has nothing to offer and everybody with the ability to leave moves out. This leaves a very small dating pool for those that remain. Thus, instead having a gene pool, the area has a gene cup which leads to inbreeding.
Shane, did you ever notice there are only three last names in Davis county?
Yah, the gene cup is pretty small there. Half the kids in Brandiâs class drew a family stick when she had them draw their family trees.
Cooter, scooter, scooter biscuit, ham wallet, roast beef sandwich, Arbyâs, meat curtains, vertical smile, heavenâs door, coochie, kitty, pussy, cunt, clam, beaver, the pink, oval orifice, gash, axe wound, purse, baby maker, tuna pot, and fish sandwich are just a few words for vagina.
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Another word for clitoris.
Dad, how do make a girl cum?
Hit her on button son.
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A hilarious game to play when left alone at somebody elseâs house. You take every can you can find in their kitchen and or pantry, remove the labels, and then return them, but definitely not back to where they came from. For months they will be guessing what each can contains.
This soup is pretty good Maggie, beef, corn, green beans, and carrots!
Yah, it was supposed to be chili, but Dan played Corn or Peas last week when I told him he could wait here for Jenni to get back and I left for work. Last night I had ham and ravioli, and the dog had cream of chicken soup. I havenât found the Alpo yetâ¦
Holding the open end of a used condom over the recipientâs open mouth, pulling back on the tip of the condom, and the releasing it, thus slingshotting the semen into the recipientâs mouth and throat.
Megan began swallowing and broke her habit of spitting after Bob Naval Slingshotted her a few times.