Hervil

South American mammal, with receding hair line. Loves butt dwelling monkeys. Favorite snack among snakes and sloths. Is associated with incessive noises which bring to mind fire alarms, car alarms and nagging wives. Often recognized by the howling sounds made during horrible football games, namely when the Chiefs are playing.

"Where did the Hervil go? It was eaten by the snake."

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