NOVA

Northern Virginia.
The fucking sickest, and most distinct region of Virginia.
NOVA (Arlington, Fairfax, Loudoun, and Prince William with the motherfucking individual cities and towns of Alexandria, Dale City, Falls Church, Fairfax, Manassas, and Woodbridge) is known to disassociate itself from the rest of Virginia.
We host the truest shows in Fredricksburg and Sterling.
Militia Crew, 24/7 Taco Bell, Potomac Mills, Springfield, and Tyson's keep our scene breathing.

Since NOVA is near Washington DC, it causes a lot of punk ass kids to think they're tougher than they really are.
These kids are called washouts. They smoke, they fuck, and they shop. They create crews that can't fight worth shit.
Regardless, we are fucking sick and we aren't a part of that fucked up cow tipping shit happening in SOVA man.
We've raised Suicide Girls, we've raised badasses, and we are constantly raising kids to talk mad shit and spit mad game. MOTHERFUCKER.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: NOVA.
Person 1: Oh, so just Virginia right?
Person 2: No, I distinctly said NORTHERN VIRGINIA.
Person 1: What's the difference?
Person 2: Man you better cut this out before I cut you out with your annoying bitch ass questions you pussyfag.

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