Dirty Lauber

When you sink your cock into a Pringle’s can and blow out the other end severing the tip leading to massive blood loss only alleviated by a blowjob from a flaming tranny.

Last night I sank it so far I ended up needing a blood transfusion because I had a dirty lauber

Dirty Jaleesa

When you get your fake eye lashes caught under your eye lid and three guys sneak up on you and drop a giant load right on your eye ball.

Today has been a bad day. I spent $70 on new eye lashes and ended up in the ER with a Dirty Jaleesa

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Webelee

When a girl in a bikini starts falling down the ditch and the dude with a pringles can pops the lid off and crams her face in the top so she doesn’t drown.

This bitch was falling in so I gave her the dirty webelee and saved her fucking life.