Canadian

Canadian- A group of people who cannot refrain themselves from using the word “eh” after every word. Side effects from hearing Canadians include getting wasted, constant vomiting, Excessive drug use, loss of consciousness, depression, and or thoughts of suicide. Do not go to Canada if you have any of these pre-existing side effects. Results of entering Canada with pre-existing side effects include High blood pressure, lost body parts, sudden urge to play hockey, to spell words wrong, and in some cases death. Take all measures to avoid Canadians if you have already experienced confrontation with them. See your local doctor for further questions

Patient: Doctor am I going to be alright?

Doctor: I am afraid you have been to exposed one too many times to Canadians. I am sorry to inform you that you will only live 24 more hours.

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