reagan high school

ummm.... where do we start....
Ronald Wilson Reagan high school an actual redneck hell that you either love or hate. white trash ass “country” girls wear crocs and complain about how they cheated on their boyfriend and how they killed a turkey but can’t shoot a damn gun. it’s acceptable to wear a preppy shirt, jorts, and crocs everyday and have a fake country accent. all the dudes are horny fucks who throw up gang signs and listen to hood music because they know they won’t get attacked because it’s an all white school. also make sure to wear your damn knee brace and to walk like you have a stick up your ass. still better than west because we don’t spread STDs and shit #wearepfafftown

dude 1: “i fucked my cousin because reagan high school reminded me what Alabama was like”
dude 2: “did you here ______ actually fucked her cousin”

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