BP

Verb
The act of shitting so much all over the place, and living it sit, that it is virtually impossible to clean.

Josh: Can I use your bathroom?
Mary: Yeah, it on the left, 3rd door.
Josh: Thanks....
.....
Josh: Dude... I just BP'd your bathroom. Sorry 'bout that. you might wanna call British Petroleum, or maybe even the President. I'm sure they can fix it.
Mary: Fuck you!
Josh: anytime.

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Chocolate Rocket

An oil geyser in which BP fucks up so badly, that the crude, dark choclate colored oil, shoots up like a rocket. Chocolate Rockets are so powerful they can only be defended by the use of an atomic weapon.

Sam: Dude, I heard BP unleashed another fucking Chocolate Rocket in the Atlantic! They're diminishing our nuclear weapons supply, single-handedly!

Ian: I know! Not even Obama, Russia, Japan, Germany, North Korea, The middle east, and China together can deplete our Nukes like this!

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