Hocket fucker

Someone who partakes in the action of fucking a Hot Pocket (abbreviated to 'Hocket' for ease of speech). There are several tiers to Hocket fuckers, ranging from one-time experimenters to individuals who regularly Hocket fuck, climax into, and consume their abused Hot Pockets.

Tony accidentally posted a video of himself fucking a Hot Pocket and went viral across the world. Now everyone knows that Tony is a Hocket fucker. Whoops.

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