Duncan J

Bad at uno , owns a cab company that collects kids much like Uber but with no returns

Middle schooler:”have you seen that man giving out sweets at the gate?”
Middle schooler 2:”yeah what a Duncan J

Duncan

A tall man in his 70s that wears car shirts and struggles to pronounce words beginning with “H” he is a well known northerner and is also known to jump from the middle school gates clutching several children under his arms and a Stella in his mouth, he roams villages honking his horn to all the old ladies whilst giving them a wink and jestering “👉👌”whilst tensing his lips.

Guy:”Hey man have u seen Duncan waiting at the gates of school recently?”
Guy2:”yeah apparently he gives the kids yo-yos “.

Snit

Pure evil it’s a cat head on a snail body and it’s evil and sick and will come at you like a mother bitch he also screams and wiggles his head as if in a tranze

Boy:run Jerry the snit is coming!
Jerry:he’s coming like a mother bitch