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A pointless generalization to describe people who are more fashion-conscious and more knowledgeable about decent, independent music than you.
Examples are too mainstream. Afterall, im a hipster. Yet the irony is that I posted an example. How ironic.
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What happens when you eat too much Mcdonalds... regardless if you are male or female. (May come with a McMuffinTop)
To the females - They're not the good kind either.
Rob: Aight Phil, ima go on a business trip for a week. Take care bro.
Phil: Aight Man.
*Phil walks to McDonalds and orders the whole damn menu for a week*
(One week later: Rob comes back)
Rob: WTF happened to you!?!?
Phil: Shit, man I think I might need a bra... I've grown some McDoubleds :(
8 sneezes.
A sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm. 8 sneezes equals an orgasm.
Billy: *moans* a-choo, a-choo, a-choo, a-choo, a-choo, a-choo, a-choo, a-choo *moans*
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Some dude who got his name from his doctor when he went to go get his physical.
Doctor: I will need to check your genitals for hernias. Please remove your pants.
Lil Wayne:*removes pants*
Doctor: You must be Lil Wayne.
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When you have so much food and leftovers in your refrigerator that you have to find a way to stack them to get them to fit.
Refrigerator: Open the door to start a game of Refrigerator Tetris.
Sean: *puts leftover pizza into the refrigerator*
*everything in refrigerator falls out*
Refrigerator: GAME OVER
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