geish

Bit of gritty hair that gathers between the sack and crack and sometimes contains dingleberries

"Lick my geish!"

damp squib

A type of firework (squib) that has become wet (damp). Basically, a dissapointment.

Well that was a real damp squib!, I'm going to go home now and cry! MUUAAHHHH!!!

crabbing

Profusely talking out of your arse. Exaggeraterating ability and knowledge of any subject. "Giving it all that".
Stems from the joke "A crab walks into a bar...."

Don't let me on the stella boys - coz the last time i was on it i absolutely battered this lad....
I could have played Division 1 football.
These are prime examples of "Crabbing It"

batfaced

wasted, drunk, or stoned

i' got batfaced on friday after drinking 20 pints

screamo

Generally the term Screamo refers to a branch of hardcore popularised in the 1990's by bands such as City of Caterpillar, Envy, Orchid, Saetia et al. Often features dischordant riffs, high-pitched screams, some spoken-word vocals (Saetia were known to utilize this technique quite often), and quite often the recordings were very lo-fi, and grainy.

However the term has been heavily popularised by MTV as a reference to the pop-punk/emo bands of the new century (Finch, Story of the Year etc).

Saetia, Angel Hair, After School Knife Fight, Joshua Fit for Battle, City of Caterpillar, Neil Perry...most of the bands on Level Plane Records.

lula

Genreal run-of-the-mill fucking idiot with a stupid face.

I don't like your face, you stupid fucking lula.

mahump

To bang a football upfield with little of no hope of of it reaching its intended target.

Will: "Rich, mahump it forward!"