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Like fishing, but you're catching crabs.
Joe: "Hey, want to go crabbing?"
Jim: "What? Isn't that wen a girl sends nudes in this /\_/\ position?"
Joe: "What the fuck? Did you find that on the weird Urban Dictionary website where nine year olds turn every word into some sort of sexual thing? Crabbing is when you go fishing for crabs, dumbass."
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When a girl is sending you nudes in this position /\_/\
Bryant: Hey fel, crab for me 🦀
Felicia: What's crabbing
Bryant: /\_/\
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When a man is urinatng in a public urinal on his own and he attempts to urinate an equal amount in each urinal by sidestepping like a crab while using hands to control urine distribution.
"I went into the urinals and there was no one there so I did a bit of crabbing"
"My attempt at crabbing was ruined by someone coming into the toilets and spotting me mid-act, they gave me a pretty dodgy look"
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The way in which a person walks sideways, particularly in a nervous situation or when feelings of anxiety overcome the body.
Peter: Hey Greg WTF just happened back there?
Greg: I dunno dude, when ever I'm walking in public on my own, especially shopping malls i get nervous and just start crabbing down the isles.
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To lie/ bullshit / procrastinate
“ yo you get some weed yet?”
- “ said he’ll be here soon I think he crabbing “
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When inserting a finger into your other half's anus & a thumb in her vagina, then pinching the two together like a crab claw.
"I gave my missus a good crabbing last night, my fingers still smell now"
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To seek sexual activity in a locale or quarter of dubious sexual hygiene.
A: Where's Lukey tonight?
B: Gone out on the pull in South London.
A: What, crabbing?
B: Pretty much, yeah.
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