Trevitis

Really good but may cause vaginal dryness, vaginal bruising, vaginal rash/itching and/or anal seapage.

I left the bar with a guy and the next day had trevitis.

vancinitis

When you are addicted to a Vance. Symptoms are vaginal wetness, rapid heartbeat, feelings of love, constantly thinking of Vance. Always wanting to be with him.

I can't go to work today, I am suffering from Vancinitis.