iDate

a way to casually connect with the opposite sex in public places like a college campus or dining hall.
iDating is when a guy and girl share the same set of headphones. usually started by noticing what is on his/her iPod and attempting to start a conversation about music
works best when done in routine, IE a break between classes, and when new music is presented on a regular basis

guy #1- how are things going with that girl in your poly-sci class?
guy #2- not bad, right now we iDate after until my next class. hopefully net week i can give her a hot lunch

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second speaker

when a friend or coworker feels as though they need to repeat everything they just heard on the radio (especially during morning shows), as though they are the only ones with ears or that they discovered the news themselves. usually a second speaker will reword things to sound as though they are more informed than they are.

everyday from 8:00 to 10:00, the guy that sits next to me at work is a total second speaker.

OR

radio: yesterday evening an armed robbery took place at a local jewelry store....
"second speaker": did you her about that jewelry store that got robbed last night?

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status orgy

when too many people comment on a user's facebook status, resulting in multiple conversations with multiple groups of people.

although status orgies are occasionally funny, they result in an annoying overload of notifications for everyone involved.

example #1:
after 36 comments, the post was declared a status orgy

example #2:
John: "whoa, 26 notifications?"
Jane: "that's just some status orgy I was in"